Today about 3 really strange things happened to me, which I felt inclined to share.
1) I got flipped off by an old man on a motorcycle today on the way to Chipotle. I was clearly NOT breaking any rules...I just wasn't letting him get where he needed to go fast enough. But I was so taken up that I had gotten the bird from an 80 year-old man wearing biker clothes and hair to his butt that I completley missed a green light and made everyone behind me very upset. No fun.
2) A little kid ran up to me in Macy's and tried to pants me. I was just standing there at the checkout and I felt this rush of air...well you know, up there. I turned around and there was this little Mexican kid cracking up. It was weird but I was laughing so hard I did not really realize how sketch it was.
3) I got accused of shoplifting from Target because the alarm went off while me and this other guy walked through...they had to search my stuff and they obviously found nothing...but this guy (security guard) was obviously new and had something to prove. He literally ran out the door and caught the guy who walked out with me and I assume searched him. All I can say about this occurence...is how ironic. HOW IRONIC. (I feel like only Marie will get that)
I don't know why this has been such an eventful day, but it makes for some nice blogging I suppose.
Peace and Love,
LF
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