I don't even know if that is how you spell it, but I figured since I may die tonight...I should at least have a farewell blog.
To my parents:
Thanks for raising me and not kicking me out when I acted dumb and ate all the ice cream.
To my brothers:
Don't do drugs. Also, don't buy a lot of ringtones for your phone because dad takes your money and its sucks.
To the girls:
Marie: Stay strong. Also, put an art project by my casket please? Modge Podge will do. I would have had you in my wedding, don't fret.
Kayla T: Red. Stay Ginger. I will you my "lover" so you can have ginger babies, it will be beautiful.
Kayla S: Don't get knocked up, tell the BF to keep his hands to himself...awkward haha.
Aly: Keep an eye on our roomate for me. Also, bury me with the entire series of Friends...I will watch it in the afterlife.
Talene: Don't stay out late and stop making all da' boys like you.
Alicia: I don't what you do in life, cure AIDS, free all the children in Africa...freaking make out with one fo the Invisible Children filmakers once in your life.
Samantha: Have fun in jail, also...don't befriend a woman named Shiela. I had nightmares about her already for you...not pretty.
Brit: Stay freaky. They'll love it. And stay the EFF away from "lover." And his grandma...
Erika: Kill Cayden for me. Thanks.
Summer: Make out with (you know who...right) for me at least once in your life. Dedicate the "tree strattling" to me please. All I ask.
Kayla Holtz: Please be Belle and prove all those anorexic Belles wrong. Keep scary boys away from FOO too! She is magnet for them apparently.
To the Boys:
Jefe: Stop being a playa...settle down son. But take care of the kiddies for me and whip them into shape!
Fras: Go back to Canada. And find a freaking girl please so I don't think there's something wrong with you. Also, stop telling everyone who I like...thanks.
Gabriel: Don't marry someone who will steal your side of the bed, keep your standards high...you deserve it. Please shave on a regular basis too, thanks.
Nick: Should you give up? I think you should just keep chasing pavements.
Max: Take my secret to the grave, also...don't ever do anything inappropriate around Peter risking your reputation on Facebook...just saying...
Michael: Use the pickup lines...they are legit.
Dain: Please tell everyone we were married so they don't think I died alone...
Nehmes: Ensure that Jenny will never teach another class again...please
I think that is all I want to say right now. Because I feel like already I have broken some sort of "friendship" rules or something...also, I really need to sleep if I don't want death to become a reality.
Here's to the night...
LF
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